damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
kinda contemplating learning how to pole dance because i wanna to be wildly flexible with killer muscles that could destroy anyone