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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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nickelbackthatassup:

damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up

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izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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academically:

when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom

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comedycentral:

The Daily Show is back with new episodes on Monday. In the meantime, click here to watch Jason Jones talk about this segment with none other than Jason Jones.

jesusdoesyoga:

Calm the fuck down brendon

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devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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denlart:

mystic-revelations:

The Lair
By Karezoid Michal Carcz…[wonderous-world][denlArt]

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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oh-good-life:

Dogs copying a baby crawling.

Awww

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shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

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awkwardvagina:

kinda contemplating learning how to pole dance because i wanna to be wildly flexible with killer muscles that could destroy anyone

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yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

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